Erotica a la carte http://www.eroticaalacarte.com Fantasy erotica, created monthly from listeners' survey Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:56:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 2006-2007 pip@pjballantine.com (Erotica a la carte) pip@pjballantine.com (Erotica a la carte) posts 1440 Fantasy erotica, created monthly from listeners' survey Erotica a la carte Erotica a la carte pip@pjballantine.com No no http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/wp-content/uploads/ealc_144.jpg Erotica a la carte http://www.eroticaalacarte.com 144 144 Awards and awe http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/07/28/awards-and-awe/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/07/28/awards-and-awe/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:56:40 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=183 Like a chef earning a Michelin star, I am so very excited that this podcast has been short listed for a Parsec Award in the category of Best Anthology. To be short listed along with Rick Stringer, Norm Sherman, Mur Lafferty and Rick Stringer is an honest honour.

Yet every day I am reminded how strange the world is. Something I started as an experiment to help me learn and grow as a writer, has turned into something else. Something that is written in the fabric of my regular writing life.

I’d like to thank those who nominated the show, the guest chefs who have participated, and the faithful listeners who keep us all ticking along. You keep sitting down to eat what we prepare, and we’ll keep busy in the kitchen.

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Written by Terry Mixon

Including voicework by Kimi Alexandre, Ryan E Stevenson, James Durham, Justin Macumber, Donna Mixon and Terry Mixon

Promos

Dead Robots Society

Murder at Avedon Hill

Next month Dark fantasy/Genetic experimentation/Public sex by Kimi Alexandre

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By Michele Bekemeyer

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Trapping a Duchess

Coming in June a story from Terry Mixon

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I’ve been looking for new ways to bring you content and have been working with the folks at Wizard over the last month.

So I can now tell you that Erotica a la Carte the iphone/ipad app is now available. This means you won’t miss an episode and you’ll be able to access exclusive content. This could be pdfs of the stories, blooper reels and wallpapers. No one else will be getting these.

You can find the app here.

Thanks again for your support- you are what keeps the kitchen running.

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Something terrible is in Anna’s mind. Something alien that uses desire as a whip, but is it trying to drive her mad or is something even more nefarious going on?

By Tee Morris with voicework by Starla Huchton and Philippa Ballantine

Promo: Bird House Rules

Next Michelle Bekemeyer is in the kitchen

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/04/16/dagger-of-the-mind/feed/ 6 36:05 Warning- this is horror erotica. The darkness of this story may not be for everyone. The steak is served bloody, so it's not for children ... Warning- this is horror erotica. The darkness of this story may not be for everyone. The steak is served bloody, so it's not for children either. Something terrible is in Anna's mind. Something alien that uses desire as a whip, but is it trying to drive her mad or is something even more nefarious going on? By Tee Morris with voicework by Starla Huchton and Philippa Ballantine Promo: Bird House Rules Next Michelle Bekemeyer is in the kitchen The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No A Study in Pleasure http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/03/06/a-study-in-pleasure/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/03/06/a-study-in-pleasure/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:18:44 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=130 A grad student takes on a plum job in a museum- but this requires so much more than taking notes and getting her boss coffee.

By Starla Huchton with voicework by Philippa Ballantine and Tee Morris

Promo

The Dreamer’s Thread

Next month PG Holyfield is in the kitchen.

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/03/06/a-study-in-pleasure/feed/ 1 Success for a chef http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/02/06/success-for-a-chef/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2010/02/06/success-for-a-chef/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:34:54 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=122 Erotica a la carte was always meant to be an experiment- a way for the chef to learn how to cook something saucy. Since we opened the doors at the cafe of naughtiness, I’ve discovered how truly challenging and fun it is. We made the short list for the Parsecs and our diners have expressed their enjoyment time and time again. (I know of one who goes to sleep listening to our tales– must make for interesting dreams!)

When I first got guest chefs involved it was a nifty way for me not to get burned out on preparing spicy offerings–too be able to take a breather and keep the doors open. That too has changed. I am excited and impressed and happy to have people in the kitchen. As with many things, sharing has only improved the experience for me.

So this news from J Daniel Sawyer made me as pleased as punch. I couldn’t stop grinning, and I just had to share this with you, our fine diners.

You are bound to recall Dan’s sexy, dark and beautiful story Buried Alive in the Blues- hard to forget with its gritty look at a woman with nothing to lose at the end of the world, and what she finds there. Well, Dan recently announced he has sold this wonderful tale to Circlet Press for their upcoming anthology Apocalypse Sex.

All the work and achievement is Dan’s, but the chef is very proud that Buried Alive in the Blues was first heard in this kitchen. Congratulations Dan- it’s a beautiful story, and deserving of as much exposure as possible.

We have a full list of new chefs coming to the kitchen and I just know you are going to love what they bring to the table.

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A lonely hunter carrying more than his fair share of strange secrets, finds more than he bargained for in the wilderness.

By Chris Lester with voice work by Kimi Alexandre

Promo

Metamor City Podcast

Next month Starla Huchton is in the kitchen.

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Music supplied by the delightful and talented Starla Huchton of the Dreamer’s Thread novel. Go support her.

To all the saucy listeners out there; thank you so much for your support, comments and ears this year. 2010 is going to be quite an adventure- and we have a delicous platter of fine writers coming up for the first half the year. I will also be collating past stories for both a high quality CD version and a print version.

But for now, have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in the New Year. May you find one you love and share the joy of intimacy with them over the holidays.

Love

Your Chef

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/12/24/and-to-all-a-good-night/feed/ 3 26:20 A special dish from the Chef- a tale of space travel, sex and love. A lonely pilot comes back from the dark to find not ... A special dish from the Chef- a tale of space travel, sex and love. A lonely pilot comes back from the dark to find not all presents under the tree have ribbons on them. Music supplied by the delightful and talented Starla Huchton of the Dreamer's Thread novel. Go support her. To all the saucy listeners out there; thank you so much for your support, comments and ears this year. 2010 is going to be quite an adventure- and we have a delicous platter of fine writers coming up for the first half the year. I will also be collating past stories for both a high quality CD version and a print version. But for now, have a Merry Christmas and I will see you in the New Year. May you find one you love and share the joy of intimacy with them over the holidays. Love Your Chef Download The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No Pay the Gatekeeper http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/12/18/pay-the-gatekeeper/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/12/18/pay-the-gatekeeper/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:00:03 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=95 In every town there are people with jobs no one else wants. The Gatekeeper is one of those in Hyde, but Lila finds ways to make it more than a little exciting.

Promos

The Gift of Lit

The Dreamer’s Thread

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Next month the story will be from the delightful Chris Lester who will be writing Supernatural/Lonely corner of earth/Dominance and submission

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/12/18/pay-the-gatekeeper/feed/ 1 24:07 In every town there are people with jobs no one else wants. The Gatekeeper is one of those in Hyde, but Lila finds ways to ... In every town there are people with jobs no one else wants. The Gatekeeper is one of those in Hyde, but Lila finds ways to make it more than a little exciting. Promos The Gift of Lit The Dreamer's Thread Download Next month the story will be from the delightful Chris Lester who will be writing Supernatural/Lonely corner of earth/Dominance and submission The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No A Mess in the Kitchen http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/11/19/a-mess-in-the-kitchen/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/11/19/a-mess-in-the-kitchen/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:58:17 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=85 Please bear with the staff at Erotica a la Carte (Ok, that is just me) but the cafe will be shut for the month of November. The plates got a little piled up, one or two glasses might have been broken, and there maybe a mess to clean up on the floor.
However to make up for this, December will be not just one, but two new dishes. The short story based on the image you all selected from the menu, called Behold the Gatekeeper, as well as a juicy morsel for Christmas. This will be a chef’s special.
So again, apologies for the mess, but there will be plenty to enjoy next month! And keep your ears peeled for the next round of guest chefs- starting with the Saucy Chris Lester of Metamor City. He will be presenting Supernatural/Lonely corner of earth/Dominance and submission to start the New Year off right.

I never expected the EalC cafe to be so popular. It’s been going a year, and no sign of stopping. I have ideas for a print version where we can raise some money for prostate cancer and breast cancer. That will be one task for the chef in 2010. Thanks for hanging in there, and supporting these fun stories from the edge of speculative fiction.

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/11/19/a-mess-in-the-kitchen/feed/ 5 Loves to the be Loved http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/10/16/loves-to-the-be-loved/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/10/16/loves-to-the-be-loved/#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:24:13 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=75 In the hedonistic world of New York in the late 70s, four succubi go looking for the next meal. One of them however finds quite a new taste.

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The Casting Game

The Good Bits

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Next month the story will be based on the following image.

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Rose is different- the aliens mind control doesn’t work on her. She is forced to watch as the Bath’il harvest her fellow humans, but when her sister is taken she must venture into the Factory.

Next month Succubi in the City

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Under the temple of the earth god, a vampire is chained and used for blood rituals. Yet eventually even the most careful human makes a mistake, and that’s all she needs.

Voice work by Tee Morris

Promos

Nobilis erotica

Heat Flash

Next month Future/ average person/ destruction of the world

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Past and future collide in a inventors laboratory. Steam and sparks ensue.

Inspired by this image

Voice work by Tee Morris and Dan Sawyer

Promos

Burning Skies

The Dead Robots’ Society

Next month trapped in slavery/female/vampires

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/07/17/dreams-of-steam-and-sparks/feed/ 1 38:44 Past and future collide in a inventors laboratory. Steam and sparks ensue. Inspired by this image Voice work by Tee Morris and Dan Sawyer Promos Burning Skies The Dead Robots' ... Past and future collide in a inventors laboratory. Steam and sparks ensue. Inspired by this image Voice work by Tee Morris and Dan Sawyer Promos Burning Skies The Dead Robots' Society Next month trapped in slavery/female/vampires Download The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No Little Mysteries http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/06/28/little-mysteries/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/06/28/little-mysteries/#comments Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:25:08 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=52 A woman returns to her high school and finds a sweet mystery waiting for her
By Justin Macumber

Next month our regular chef Philippa Ballantine is back in the kitchen to write a story based on this image.

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In an alternative America a superhero has a lesson in control.

By Tee Morris

Promos

In Your Right Mind

Movie Mantras

Next month- Justin Macumber of Dead Robots Society will be writing Female POV/High School Reunion/Mystery

 

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/05/21/release-me/feed/ 4 00:01:01 In an alternative America a superhero has a lesson in control. By Tee Morris Promos In Your Right Mind Movie Mantras Next month- Justin Macumber of Dead Robots Society will ... In an alternative America a superhero has a lesson in control. By Tee Morris Promos In Your Right Mind Movie Mantras Next month- Justin Macumber of Dead Robots Society will be writingnbsp;Female POV/High School Reunion/Mystery nbsp; Download The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No Buried Alive in the Blues http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/04/18/buried-alive-in-the-blues/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/04/18/buried-alive-in-the-blues/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:01:48 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=39

Irene needs the blues. She needs to forget. Even as the world falls apart around her what she finds in the speakeasy that night changes everything.

By J Daniel Sawyer 

Promos

Intro by Chris Lester of the Metamor City Podcast

Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast

J Daniel Sawyer’s Predestination

Next month the Uber Nemesis of Podcast fiction, Tee Morris. He will be writing an alternative history set in a government agency, with the kinky addition of ‘tie me up, tie me down’. Oh My!

 

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Olivia’s life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues. 

Promos

Steampunk Spectacular

Acts of Desperation

Next month- Antithesis writer and producer the devilishly talented J D Sawyer takes a turn in the kitchen. He will be in the kitchen sizzling up a delightful dish of female/speak-easy/Mystery. Can you say NOM?

 

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/03/19/a-heart-of-hammered-brass/feed/ 1 00:01:01 Olivia's life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues.nbsp; Promos Steampunk Spectacular Acts of Desperation Next month-nbsp;Antithesisnbsp;writer and producer the devilishly ... Olivia's life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues.nbsp; Promos Steampunk Spectacular Acts of Desperation Next month-nbsp;Antithesisnbsp;writer and producer the devilishly talented J D Sawyer takes a turn in the kitchen. He will be in the kitchen sizzling up a delightful dish of female/speak-easy/Mystery. Can you say NOM? nbsp; Download The,Stories pip@pjballantine.com no No Undone World http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/02/27/undone-world/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/02/27/undone-world/#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:05:05 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=33

A ninja infiltrates an underground facility and the chef returns to a familiar dish. See if you can recall the meal from months past.

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Geek Radio Daily

Next month- Steampunk Spectacular’s Susan Z is the first of the guest chefs. She will be in the kitchen sizzling up something with steampunk/threesome/envy. Should be very appetising.

 

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/02/27/undone-world/feed/ 4 Multitasking http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/01/30/multitasking/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/01/30/multitasking/#comments Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:36:21 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=30

You’ve double booked yourself several times over, and your professor has just handed you an assignment you only have a few days to finish. What do you do? Sacrifice some fun, or perhaps mix up a potion?

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Movie Mantras

In Your Right Mind

Next month

Ninja/prom queen/ An underground facility/ Jamie’s got a gun

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/01/30/multitasking/feed/ 5 The chef is back… http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/01/16/the-chef-is-back/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2009/01/16/the-chef-is-back/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:03:07 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=28 Our primary chef is back from a whistlestop tour of San Francisco and Las Vegas- but this has meant a delay on this month’s menu. It will dropping on the 30th of January, but February will still be coming on the 16th. Our chef certainly does like to put pressure on herself.

Look for a new menu coming soon. February will be Ninja/prom queen/ And underground facility/ Jamie’s got a gun. Good luck chef!

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If you find it worthy you may wish to donate via the PayPal link- either way… enjoy.

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/12/25/chefs-special-pucks-christmas/feed/ 2 The Right of Princes http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/12/15/the-right-of-princes/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/12/15/the-right-of-princes/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:14:22 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=24 From the male POV, this story is something very experimental for the chef. A bored prince goes seeking entertainment, and finds far more than he expected. First night turns into a nightmare.

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Nobilis Erotica

Heat Flash

Next month

Young/ Funny / Witch school / First person

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/12/15/the-right-of-princes/feed/ 10 Measureless to Man http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/11/15/measureless-to-man/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/11/15/measureless-to-man/#comments Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:17:34 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=22 Yes, itunes has still banned this cast, but you can still subscribe using the following method.

Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url

http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte

So onto this month’s story…

An orbiting space station in the middle of a civil war, with a female main characters- what can happen in 24 hours?

Welcome to Kubali Station…

Featuring the voice talents of Tee Morris, writer, podcaster and alien extrodinaire

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Being Healthy for Busy People

The BoobCast

 

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 Next month Dark Age Britain/Three’s Company/ 1st person POV/Horny and bored

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/11/15/measureless-to-man/feed/ 11 The boys Promo #3 http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/29/promo-three/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/29/promo-three/#comments Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:18:09 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=20 Three of my favourite men in the podosphere combine their powers to bring you a promo for the show. Thanks to Tee Morris, PG Holyfield and Chris Lester. Listening to this makes me want them in my podcasts all over again.

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/29/promo-three/feed/ 5 JK Rowling.. I’m with you! http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/24/jk-rowling-im-with-you/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/24/jk-rowling-im-with-you/#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:26:40 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=19 Well yesterday was interesting- EalC popped into the top 100 literature in itunes. I was surprised. I was pleased. And THEN itunes sent me an email from itunesabuse@apple.com. Apparently someone complained, and that was the end EalC could no longer appear on the directory. Too filthy for itunes. No explanation. No chance to ask why.

Every author dreams of this day- I am now among luminaries as Rowling, Steinbeck and Judy Blume. And while I am annoyed and bent out of shape that apparently the directory that 70% of all podcast listeners use is censoring what is puts out, you can still fight the power.

Here’s how you can still use itunes to get your EalC. Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url

http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte

And if you have a podcast post one of the fabulous promos in your show. I appreciate everyone’s support and kind comments. And remember above all sex is dangerous and filthy- where as violence is so much better for you! =p

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SexySexy promo

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/23/sexy-promo-1/feed/ 2 Parody promo #1 http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/23/parody-promo-1/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/23/parody-promo-1/#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:45:06 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=15 In light of recent events with itunes… here is the Uber Nemesis Tee Morris with another edition of ‘Learn something new’- and what do you know, it is lesson #69!

Warning do not be drinking anything or driving heavy machinery while listening to this promo!

EacL Parody

]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/23/parody-promo-1/feed/ 1 Pages of madness – Erotica a la Carte http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/15/pages-of-madness-erotica-a-la-carte/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/15/pages-of-madness-erotica-a-la-carte/#comments Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:49:20 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=13 A starter for this experiment. Something to warm up to.

Pages of Madness
Librarian/madness/occupied France.

Promo – Antithesis

Next month- Orbiting Space Station setting/female main character/24 hours timeframe/crisis civil war/

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]]> http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/10/15/pages-of-madness-erotica-a-la-carte/feed/ 11 This is the month… http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/07/08/this-is-the-month/ http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/2008/07/08/this-is-the-month/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:57:37 +0000 admin http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/?p=4 …and here’s the big reveal how I am going to conduct this little experiment. Every month there will be a poll, I’ll be asking you to chose from a selection of items off the menu. Like a good writer/cook I will take the ingredients and produce a short story with what you decide on. So the first recipe choices will be online shortly. You have one month to vote (or in this case until I get back from my trip to the States) I will write the story when I get back, produce the podcast and post it at the end of September, as well as the poll for the next month’s. We’ll see how this goes. It is an experiment to get my creative wheels in motion.

So subscribe to the blog and prepare for sensual stories from the South Pacific. 

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