Buried Alive in the Blues
Irene needs the blues. She needs to forget. Even as the world falls apart around her what she finds in the speakeasy that night changes everything.
Promos
Intro by Chris Lester of the Metamor City Podcast
J Daniel Sawyer’s Predestination
Next month the Uber Nemesis of Podcast fiction, Tee Morris. He will be writing an alternative history set in a government agency, with the kinky addition of ‘tie me up, tie me down’. Oh My!
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A Heart of Hammered Brass
Olivia’s life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues.
Promos
Next month- Antithesis writer and producer the devilishly talented J D Sawyer takes a turn in the kitchen. He will be in the kitchen sizzling up a delightful dish of female/speak-easy/Mystery. Can you say NOM?
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Undone World
A ninja infiltrates an underground facility and the chef returns to a familiar dish. See if you can recall the meal from months past.
Promo
Next month- Steampunk Spectacular’s Susan Z is the first of the guest chefs. She will be in the kitchen sizzling up something with steampunk/threesome/envy. Should be very appetising.
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Multitasking
You’ve double booked yourself several times over, and your professor has just handed you an assignment you only have a few days to finish. What do you do? Sacrifice some fun, or perhaps mix up a potion?
Promos
Next month
Ninja/prom queen/ An underground facility/ Jamie’s got a gun
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The chef is back…
Our primary chef is back from a whistlestop tour of San Francisco and Las Vegas- but this has meant a delay on this month’s menu. It will dropping on the 30th of January, but February will still be coming on the 16th. Our chef certainly does like to put pressure on herself.
Look for a new menu coming soon. February will be Ninja/prom queen/ And underground facility/ Jamie’s got a gun. Good luck chef!
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Chef’s Special- Puck’s Christmas
No- you’re not seeing things. The chef came in specially over the holidays to give you a little amuse bouche, something she decided all on her own to do. Welcome an old friend back…
If you find it worthy you may wish to donate via the PayPal link- either way… enjoy.
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The Right of Princes
From the male POV, this story is something very experimental for the chef. A bored prince goes seeking entertainment, and finds far more than he expected. First night turns into a nightmare.
Promo
Next month
Young/ Funny / Witch school / First person
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Measureless to Man
Yes, itunes has still banned this cast, but you can still subscribe using the following method.
Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url
http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte
So onto this month’s story…
An orbiting space station in the middle of a civil war, with a female main characters- what can happen in 24 hours?
Welcome to Kubali Station…
Featuring the voice talents of Tee Morris, writer, podcaster and alien extrodinaire
Promo
Next month Dark Age Britain/Three’s Company/ 1st person POV/Horny and bored
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The boys Promo #3
Three of my favourite men in the podosphere combine their powers to bring you a promo for the show. Thanks to Tee Morris, PG Holyfield and Chris Lester. Listening to this makes me want them in my podcasts all over again.
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JK Rowling.. I’m with you!
Well yesterday was interesting- EalC popped into the top 100 literature in itunes. I was surprised. I was pleased. And THEN itunes sent me an email from itunesabuse@apple.com. Apparently someone complained, and that was the end EalC could no longer appear on the directory. Too filthy for itunes. No explanation. No chance to ask why.
Every author dreams of this day- I am now among luminaries as Rowling, Steinbeck and Judy Blume. And while I am annoyed and bent out of shape that apparently the directory that 70% of all podcast listeners use is censoring what is puts out, you can still fight the power.
Here’s how you can still use itunes to get your EalC. Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url
http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte
And if you have a podcast post one of the fabulous promos in your show. I appreciate everyone’s support and kind comments. And remember above all sex is dangerous and filthy- where as violence is so much better for you! =p
Posted by admin on October 24th, 2008 filed in News7 Comments »
Sexy promo #2
The devilishly talented J D Sawyer produced a saucy, sexy promo. Take it, spread it far and wide- fight the power!
SexySexy promo
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Parody promo #1
In light of recent events with itunes… here is the Uber Nemesis Tee Morris with another edition of ‘Learn something new’- and what do you know, it is lesson #69!
Warning do not be drinking anything or driving heavy machinery while listening to this promo!
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Pages of madness – Erotica a la Carte
A starter for this experiment. Something to warm up to.
Pages of Madness
Librarian/madness/occupied France.
Promo – Antithesis
Next month- Orbiting Space Station setting/female main character/24 hours timeframe/crisis civil war/
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This is the month…
…and here’s the big reveal how I am going to conduct this little experiment. Every month there will be a poll, I’ll be asking you to chose from a selection of items off the menu. Like a good writer/cook I will take the ingredients and produce a short story with what you decide on. So the first recipe choices will be online shortly. You have one month to vote (or in this case until I get back from my trip to the States) I will write the story when I get back, produce the podcast and post it at the end of September, as well as the poll for the next month’s. We’ll see how this goes. It is an experiment to get my creative wheels in motion.
So subscribe to the blog and prepare for sensual stories from the South Pacific.
Posted by admin on July 8th, 2008 filed in News4 Comments »
Coming soon
An experiment in erotic fantasy and science fiction to be rolled out in July 2008. The brain child of award nominated New Zealand author and podcaster Philippa Ballantine, this will be a new concept in the interaction between writer and reader. Prepare for sensual stories from the South Pacific.
Posted by admin on May 24th, 2008 filed in News5 Comments »
